virgovirghoe:

poetiic-motion:

singinginthepurplerain:

nas-marie-loves-u:

yungcrybby-anonymousbosch:

thatpettyblackgirl:

This is a fact !

I’m cryinggggg

I KNEW this was a fucking Family Dollar. This happens every other day at the one down the street and yes the white girls born and raised in the ghetto with the rest of us are literally the first ones to take you to the point where you’ll get a felony. Literally all. the. time.

What pisses me off is that she stole whatever it was and then tried to RETURN it. Sweetie, that’s not how things work out.

This is what happened if yall interested.

Yooo the way she said “clean” you know if she actually got to throw the hands she would of had crazy precision…

anyone who wear them kinda pants is with the shits

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”

like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”

ekjohnston:

This is the show that just keeps on giving. I’m so glad we’re getting a season four.

tikkunthisfuckingolam:

aka-maayan:

dvashim:

tis the season

I forgot about this

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

Where’d you come up with your url?

ryansreign:

steogem:

7eggs:

1000nipples:

7eggs:

27teacups:

7eggs:

27teacups:

7eggs:

there were seven eggs left

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

yes

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

tumblr got them…………

Must have been 1000 female presenting nipples

Now this is the lion king movie I wanna see

buzzfeed:

don’t forget to drink some water, y’all.

catchymemes:

thegreenpea:

dreamlordmorpheus:

lines-and-edges:

ace-inclusionist:

terflies:

Transphobes on Twitter have started the tag #TransMenAreNotWomen.

No, that’s not a typo.

when you’re so transphobic you support trans people by accident but you don’t know enough about transness to course correct and it’s too late anyway

this reminds me of that one conservative Christian page that tried to be transphobic to a trans woman and ended up affirming her womanhood 😂

This had so many turning points I had to take 3 minutes to understand

gowns:

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.