lalagirl16:

alphabark:

lalagirl16:

My sister and my dog are the only valid members of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but its on thin fucking ice.

What did the roomba do?

Tried to eat my fucking sock

watermelonmadi:

memes in 2027 be like “if you watched these shows growing up you’re gay now”

organasrey:

vaspider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

organasrey:

the first meme of 2018 is

carrie fisher entering the room wielding a bat that she is absolutely prepared to use

A QUALITY MEME

Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Kick The Shit Out Of Mankind

now tumblr is censoring the titties of Truth please feel free to use this great carrie fisher infused substitute

infomercial:

infomercial:

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

feministism:

catchymemes:

kawaiite-mage:

glumshoe:

docincredible:

glumshoe:

I used to wear a chainmail shirt to elementary school. The teachers never knew what to do about it because there was no section in our dress code forbidding medieval armor.

… Where does an elementary school child get access to an actual shirt of chainmail sized properly for them?

Growing up as a historical reenactor meant that my parents are friends with lots of people who make chainmail. My godsister received a real rapier in fourth or fifth grade, so our unsupervised outdoor playtime was… formative.