neilnevins:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

stereden:

lucide-dreamer-dreams:

prince-gast:

I’ve seen a handful of AUs where Harry is deaf and I love it but it also makes me laugh because I just imagine Tom Riddle monologuing in the Chamber of Secrets and finally turning to a confused Harry who just signs “I’m deaf” and Tom is just like ??????

Voldemort isn’t present Harry’s 3rd year because his spirit is too busy learning sign language because god forbid he can’t monologue to Harry Potter come 4th year when he finally has a body.

@uru-viel

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

Agreed on hilarious, esp. if Tom is off in Armenia and thus since he’s learning from an Imperius’d local, LEARNS THE WRONG SIGN LANGUAGE.

Thus, in the cemetery, Harry is still looking at Voldemort in angry bafflement because What.

Voldemort is furious after Potter escapes, because WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL HIM THAT THERE ARE MULTIPLE SIGN LANGUAGES.

emperor-of-matzah:

wiccan-lesbionage:

housetohalf:

Spicy opinion: this includes theatre companies.

Spicier opinion: this includes non-profits

equally spicy opinion: this includes video game company

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

When I were a lad I wasn’t always the nicest guy. I remember that I used to bully Green Tea a lot. Not something I’m really proud of. I mean, I ran into Green Tea the other day, and I did apologize. He did accept my apology but I can tell he is still bitter