Author: slackersunited
came from tumblr
me
question: where did this lil baby prole get all these anti-authoritarian rats at
probably someone off this hellsite shipped them to him
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents
I am deceased
minor update:
reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them
Yeah there’s a beautiful bot site that if you put an email in it, will subscribe you to thousands of mailing lists.
King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband*
Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st century lens
Im fucking deceased
people who say jake peralta isn’t bisexual because all the moments that hint at it in the show “play as jokes” clearly have never talked to a bisexual person or seen a comedy before
Galaxy brain: Jake is bi as hell but also completely oblivious, and he is still in that stage where you just assume everyone is a little bit gay. It has not occurred to him that many men are only attracted to women.
It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.
wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em
“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”
“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”
“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”
“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”
Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.
Misdirection – “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen
This is my cup of tea.
This guy has some form of energy. Not sure what, but he has it
Nekomancer
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