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sonicscrewdriverofsarcasm:

As someone who does ceramics, that twisted, broken up fork would make an excellent tool for slipping and scoring, or maybe even just texturing. It would make a super cute bug print, or make easy, perfectly spaced lines at a farther difference than a typical fork. It can be used for creating, rather than just feeding some giant machine. Just because it wouldn’t be particularly good at being used as it is expected to be used, which is not to say that a creative person couldn’t find a way to make it work, does not make it useless. In the right hands, even the most seemingly “useless” object can be functional, or even groundbreaking in the right hands.

Also, people aren’t objects, and you dont need to be able to “use” them in order for them to exist.

a-boy-called-micah:

badjokesbyjeff:

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

op change your url this is fucking fantastic

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crewdlydrawn:

radicallindsay:

I’m livid

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

skeleton-richard:

ijustreallyloveraytoro:

greer-art:

a-dinosaur-a-day:

The best T. rex is nonbinary, guys!!!

I support them

rb if you’re a nonbinary dinosaur, support nonbinary dinosaurs, or if you really want some fucking fries

Here’s their current profile!

whitepeopledoingdumbshit:

babyfacerae:

daniajuana:

kodaksnacks:

I’m fucking deaddd

That ain’t no fence

Lmfaoooo

LMAOOO

dankmemeuniversity:

covertlydesperado:

sapphicalienn:

christichris:

justhurtingalot:

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

iesika:

I think it’s a soot sprite?