I’ve seen a handful of AUs where Harry is deaf and I love it but it also makes me laugh because I just imagine Tom Riddle monologuing in the Chamber of Secrets and finally turning to a confused Harry who just signs “I’m deaf” and Tom is just like ??????
Voldemort isn’t present Harry’s 3rd year because his spirit is too busy learning sign language because god forbid he can’t monologue to Harry Potter come 4th year when he finally has a body.
Wouldn’t that be hilarious?
Agreed on hilarious, esp. if Tom is off in Armenia and thus since he’s learning from an Imperius’d local, LEARNS THE WRONG SIGN LANGUAGE.
Thus, in the cemetery, Harry is still looking at Voldemort in angry bafflement because What.
Voldemort is furious after Potter escapes, because WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL HIM THAT THERE ARE MULTIPLE SIGN LANGUAGES.
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